Friday, October 5, 2012

Ladies, High School is over

I have been sitting on this post for a long time. I wrote it more times than you could imagine. I was even thinking about doing a vlog and singing. But as I thought about it these bitches don't deserve that much work. I'm not even going to edit, spelling and grammatical errors can kiss my ass...

Last week I went to 2 and 3's school and watched them run cross country. 2 came in 7th out of maybe 70-ish. 3 came in 3rd out of probably 100. I am excited for them they were happy but it was hard to smile from the ignorant bullshit going on.

 I am talking about the two-faced bag of bitch moms. Wait, they are worse, I revere animals in heat higher than them. I swear one year they are your best bud and the next they won't even make eye contact. I don't go out of my way to join the cliques, I am very outgoing and talk to anyone. Even if I don't care for your personality I will still acknowledge your existence, because everyone deserves to feel like they exist even if they are an asshole, or just plain stupid. And sometimes those folks don't need to forget how stupid they are.

So these clique whores are all together, they keep looking over at me and then go back to talking- one at a time so it's "not obvious". These ladies have their nose up the principals ass, they do every damn thing imaginable for the school. They are the Honor Society parents. The Mean Girl Mom's. Really, I am not sure why I cared. So that meet ended and I headed home until the next one.

What do you fucking know, I show up for the next one and a few of the mom's from the previous track meet acted like we were long lost friends. I seriously looked at them like what the hell is going on? You were obviously talking behind my back an hour ago and now you want to hear every detail of my life? Yeah I'm not giving you something to talk about, I'm good.

Guess what, I get Facebook notifications. Two of these fuckhats friended me. I have 3 options. 1) confirm - too nice. 2) decline- nice but.... 3) confirm and tag them in every stupid ass picture I can find on the internet and say "this made me think of you", honestly fornication with animals is not below my standards for these folks...

I don't understand why they do this? I was black-listed for a year for standing up for who are now two of my best friends at their daughter's birthday celebration. The mom's were talking about them being gay, and wondering which was the mom. I stood up and said... So? Who fucking cares- if they wanted you to know they would have sent an explanation with the invitation. Some of the parents realized what total douches they were acting like the others hated me. I didn't care. I never told them what happened, they wound up moving into my "hood", and we have been friends ever since. So maybe it is because I don't discriminate? Maybe because I have a friend I talk to who wears a scarf over her face or because I talk to the black parents and the Chinese mom. I guess they can't find anything in common with these people because they have personality, something the Mean Mom's lack.

I don't get why people have to be horrible? I am a nice person, at least I try. Sometimes it is not possible because people are just that fucking dumb. Which brings us to today. I was at the pick up line and my friend was telling me how she thinks her daughter may have broken her ankle and is heading to the hospital. I offered to take her other kids. This is where it happened.

One lady said to the lady standing next to her within earshot "don't you think she has enough?" Really. Seriously, I about lost my shit on this lady. She obviously heard I was being a good person, nobody wants to spend their Friday night with extra kids but I would do it for my friend without question. Maybe why I have quality friends who don't gossip and care about appearances. Whatever. I took a breath and said "My husband thinks I am enough". This lady looked horrified and had tears running down her face.

Apparently there is a swinging epidemic going on in my town, I didn't know for sure if she partook, but I sure as fuck do now....

FYI, on a better note, someone from the school told me someone writes my blog from around here and I should read it because it is hilarious, I took a pen out of my purse and wrote the name on my hand... if they only knew it was me. Mwahahaha

37 comments:

  1. Everytime I read one of your posts, I love you more. You are awesome!! I have never been the cool kid, and I don't do cliques either. Screw those mean girls!

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    1. Btw, I am going to grab your button. You're just too awesome! <3

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    2. Thanks! It just pisses me off because anytime I want to see something at school with the kids, I have to deal with that crap. Annoying

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  2. Ugh, it sounds just like high school, only worse because they're adults and are supposed to know better.

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  3. I love your attitude!!!! You are so much nicer than me though. I completely ignore those people and don't even waste my breath saying Hello to them, let alone speak to them. My attitude has always been that I only got so much joy to spread, and I ain't gonna waste on those who suck me dry.

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    1. Ha! I need to try that, just the fact that our kids may be friends the next year or two and play date drop off and pick up could get awkward

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  4. I've said it a million times, those moms are evil. They are obvioulsly lacking something at home, when they feel the need to be that cruel to someone else. It IS high school for most of them because they can't grow the hell up. I always looked forward to when the "mean moms" would move onto the Junior High with their children, but damn if the elementary school didn't spawn new ones. It never ends. I'm sorry if the swinging mother thought it was okay to judge anyone else. I'm a bit ashamed to smile knowing you said something to make her cry. You'd think that women who spend their lives looking in the mirrors as much as they do, would be able to see a glimpse of how horrible they look to everyone else. Ugly on the inside always shows on the outside. Dang cliques. It's a good thing I'm not bitter ;)

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    1. Exactly funny thing was I don't get into gossip so I wasn't sure who actually were the swingers, because I didn't want to know. She outed herself, now I wont name names or tell my friends who it was but I'm sure for her it's bad enough that I know.
      Another situation the other day we were walking home from kdg drop off an two women were having a conversation, leaving me out which is fine. Only when I walked up the driveway to my house they said "you live here" and then they wanted to chat with me. God forbid they talk to me before they realize I live in the same neighborhood as them. Assholes

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  5. Ooh, I like today's post - all of it, but especially the last paragraph!

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  6. Sometimes I wonder if I walk around this world totally oblivious to everything. Or maybe its a skill I picked up in highschool. Whatever the case, I keep hearing this same old story... Mean mom cliques talking shit, overheard by the subject of their abuse. I remember hearing it all in high school. I remember hating waking up to realize my dream was over and shit was real again. I'd have to face them AGAIN. For some reason since I left high school, I just don't hear it.

    I know they're there. I see their noses in the sky at t-ball games, pretending they don't see me, pretending they don't shop with the same govt benefit card I do. I see them dropping their brats at school... I see them struggling to keep their kids happy and healthy the way my own single mother did. As much as I'd love to think its some sick form of karma... I sure hope I've raised my own kids with enough compassion to not bully those kids, like their parents bullied me. And while I see them, now that I have my own kids I realize the mean girls REALLY don't matter. They can never have what I feel, they can never tear down my worth, and their kids will NEVER be as fucking awesome or cute as mine!! Haha

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    1. Ha! I try to not let it get to me and in all honesty I don't worry about it daily, because when they do actually talk to me it's just to get gossip to talk to the other moms about. They are just assholes and it's about time for us to stand up to them.

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  7. Good for you. I love how you are always standing up for people and helping people out. You are always a true friend that is the one of the best things in the world.

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  8. ugh! That's why I drop my kids and just walk off. If I have eye contact with anyone, I nod and smile, but otherwise I really prefer not to go and talk to a group of moms, because before you know it, you get sucked into all kind of murky politics!! Good for you for standing up to these people!

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  9. Oh my godddddd! This is why I have very few friends with vaginas. (Love your posts and REAL bloggers/moms!)

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  10. I was so surprised when my son started kinder this year to see the cliques of moms at drop off. The snooty gym moms, the fashionista moms, etc. I try really hard to talk to them, but I have a hard time getting over the fact that they seem to think their little group is so important. I usually end up talking with the dads or the grandparents who care for their grandkids. And, the one mom I really hit it off with stopped talking to me when I admitted that I have no desire to volunteer for stuff at the school. The next day, it was like I did not exist. I'm over it.

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  11. Exactly. And miss inappropriate I went to look at your blog because I always stalk my commenters and didn't see many posts. Get on it! I want to see some inappropriate stuff :)

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  12. When my girls were young, I was a teacher at their school and had to watch those clique-y moms from the other side of the fence. Now, my son is 7, I quit teaching due to my mental illness, and I'm the weird, crazy lady that used to teach there. I've got 3 friends, thank you very much. Bite me. I'm in your corner, kid.

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    1. Thanks, maybe people will just stop putting up with their bs and call them out... I can dream right?

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  13. You think that stuff ends in high school and it doesn't. My friend has to listen to other parents talk about her kids when she sits in the stands of sporting events. Parents say the meanest things. It makes me so angry.

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    1. Yes they do. My second daughter has special needs and I have heard mom's call her weird, it took everything I had not to go to jail that day...

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  14. I think moms can be worse than teenagers... They act like they have enticement from knowledge or experience. I let one make me cry. Now I remind myself that she is a miserable bitch and I am not. All better!

    Good on you for standing up to the whores!

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    1. Thanks and yes. It is probably the not popular ones in high school who watched what the pops did and now takes it to the extreme...

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  15. Love your post. It is so honest, and yes... high school does go on after it is over with all of these cliques. I have really wanted to go through my FB list and clean it out lately...

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    1. DO IT!!! I have cleaned out mine several times. Maybe I need to go back through...

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  16. Exactly why I'm not on FB anymore! Thanks girl for speaking up for all of us girls! xoxo

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  17. This is so true! I stopped even going to my kids school unless they have a specific function because the bull shit that goes on with these mothers is ridiculous! Get a freaking life!

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    1. Yes! I don't have time to worry about what people really think of me. Like the majority of the world I prefer to be liked. Even if I'm not it doesn't take much to be civil!

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  18. Funny! I hear you! I stalk my commenters too! Love your blog! People probably talk about me because I bring a black water bottle filled with wine to soccer games sometimes. I really don't care. Live in my life for a while! I have friends at the games, but I mostly choose to sit alone. I tell my friends I hate people. They laugh. I really don't know why.:)

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  19. Funny! I hear you! I stalk my commenters too! Love your blog! People probably talk about me because I bring a black water bottle filled with wine to soccer games sometimes. I really don't care. Live in my life for a while! I have friends at the games, but I mostly choose to sit alone. I tell my friends I hate people. They laugh. I really don't know why.:)

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    1. Ha! I would sit at a soccer game with you and bring my own hidden wine, sometimes people just can't be taken sober!

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  20. Love your line "my husband thinks I'm enough!" I'm super impressed you were able to think on your feet like that. I always think of the best retorts 20 minutes after the conversation....I don't know why some people are such jerks. Like you say, they need to realize that high school's over, and even in high school that kind of behaviour is just plain immature.

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