I have been sitting on this post for a long time. I wrote it more times than you could imagine. I was even thinking about doing a vlog and singing. But as I thought about it these bitches don't deserve that much work. I'm not even going to edit, spelling and grammatical errors can kiss my ass...
Last week I went to 2 and 3's school and watched them run cross country. 2 came in 7th out of maybe 70-ish. 3 came in 3rd out of probably 100. I am excited for them they were happy but it was hard to smile from the ignorant bullshit going on.
I am talking about the two-faced bag of bitch moms. Wait, they are worse, I revere animals in heat higher than them. I swear one year they are your best bud and the next they won't even make eye contact. I don't go out of my way to join the cliques, I am very outgoing and talk to anyone. Even if I don't care for your personality I will still acknowledge your existence, because everyone deserves to feel like they exist even if they are an asshole, or just plain stupid. And sometimes those folks don't need to forget how stupid they are.
So these clique whores are all together, they keep looking over at me and then go back to talking- one at a time so it's "not obvious". These ladies have their nose up the principals ass, they do every damn thing imaginable for the school. They are the Honor Society parents. The Mean Girl Mom's. Really, I am not sure why I cared. So that meet ended and I headed home until the next one.
What do you fucking know, I show up for the next one and a few of the mom's from the previous track meet acted like we were long lost friends. I seriously looked at them like what the hell is going on? You were obviously talking behind my back an hour ago and now you want to hear every detail of my life? Yeah I'm not giving you something to talk about, I'm good.
Guess what, I get Facebook notifications. Two of these fuckhats friended me. I have 3 options. 1) confirm - too nice. 2) decline- nice but.... 3) confirm and tag them in every stupid ass picture I can find on the internet and say "this made me think of you", honestly fornication with animals is not below my standards for these folks...
I don't understand why they do this? I was black-listed for a year for standing up for who are now two of my best friends at their daughter's birthday celebration. The mom's were talking about them being gay, and wondering which was the mom. I stood up and said... So? Who fucking cares- if they wanted you to know they would have sent an explanation with the invitation. Some of the parents realized what total douches they were acting like the others hated me. I didn't care. I never told them what happened, they wound up moving into my "hood", and we have been friends ever since. So maybe it is because I don't discriminate? Maybe because I have a friend I talk to who wears a scarf over her face or because I talk to the black parents and the Chinese mom. I guess they can't find anything in common with these people because they have personality, something the Mean Mom's lack.
I don't get why people have to be horrible? I am a nice person, at least I try. Sometimes it is not possible because people are just that fucking dumb. Which brings us to today. I was at the pick up line and my friend was telling me how she thinks her daughter may have broken her ankle and is heading to the hospital. I offered to take her other kids. This is where it happened.
One lady said to the lady standing next to her within earshot "don't you think she has enough?" Really. Seriously, I about lost my shit on this lady. She obviously heard I was being a good person, nobody wants to spend their Friday night with extra kids but I would do it for my friend without question. Maybe why I have quality friends who don't gossip and care about appearances. Whatever. I took a breath and said "My husband thinks I am enough". This lady looked horrified and had tears running down her face.
Apparently there is a swinging epidemic going on in my town, I didn't know for sure if she partook, but I sure as fuck do now....
FYI, on a better note, someone from the school told me someone writes my blog from around here and I should read it because it is hilarious, I took a pen out of my purse and wrote the name on my hand... if they only knew it was me. Mwahahaha