Thursday, October 18, 2012

I think I may have made an old man shit his pants...

Yesterday morning I got a call from my sister in law. She is in her last semester of High School. Apparently, something happened to her tire and she had her car towed so I had to pick her up from the shop and drop her off at school.

I am far from a morning person but I was feeling nice, so I did it. Leaving her school I was turning onto the main road. Old man Prick in the Buick was stopped at the light. I turned, he jumped the light and almost rear ended me. How was I to know the old man in the Buick wanted to make it home before his pacemaker gave out? He could have let it falter like every dumbass that wrecks in front of my house.

Old Man Prick was pissed. At the next light he pulled up beside me and started yelling obscenities. I unrolled the windows and held up my phone. I told him " I have kids in the car and their dad is a UFC Fighter, say cheese." I didn't know Buick's could drive off that fast...Clearly, the man was now in a rush to get home to clean his pants..

So for my lovely friends I leave you with this ecard once again...

I wrote the caption via someecards...

Clearly plenty of people are deserving...

11 comments:

  1. You are awesome! I want to steal your card and send it to everyone I know and carry one(actually hundreds) in my car to give out to idiots in Buicks or Studebakers that clog the roadways and otherwise infuriate me. You go girl!!! :-)

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  2. FYI they weren't my kids and their father is definitely not a UFC fighter...

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  3. You sure do have a way with people. I knew there was a reason I liked you...

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  4. Oh girl, you just know he wasn't wearing his Depends that day either. YOU ROCK!!!!!

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  5. You are one of those people that says what I want to say :) Hilarious!

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  6. Awesome! (except that this dummy has no idea what a UFC fighter is.)

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  7. I did an entire post about the fact that old people should not drive. Sounds like you have your own Piss Off An Old Person post as well!!!! Bastard in a Buick.

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  8. Bwahahahahahah! That is just perfect! I expect he spent the rest of the day waiting to see if his pacemaker was going to give up the ghost thanks to the fright he'd had!

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  9. Lol this is a great post. I have dealt with so many horrible old drives the last few weeks,I am beginning to think it is the old people apocalypse I need to prepare for. I had a husband and wife honking while flailing their arms behind me the other day because it was a red light and children were crossing the crosswalk. Was I supposed to run them over just so he could hurry to the next bingo game? ughh

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