Do you ever think you can piss in peace after the kids get bigger? Do you think an infant climbing onto your lap while attempting to use the facilities is the worst thing in the world? You are dead ass wrong.
I was peeing 1(14) and 2 (10) came in to join me, I guess they believe it's an open invitation. They were sitting on the sink chatting, 1 had her phone out. Just as I stood up to pull up my pants she snapped a picture. The exact kind of picture you do not want on a phone just two screen taps from Facebook publication, if one chose to do so.
They are laughing hysterically. So I go see what they hell could possibly make them laugh so hard... You guessed it the lady had made her photo debut.
1: I was just trying to take a picture of you on the toilet.
Me: what the hell would you do that for? Seriously...
2: You've been exposed
1: I was just trying to get a picture of your Dunlap..
Me: ladies, let's leave my FUPA out of it
Laughing so loud they can't stand up straight...
Me: I assumed I would never have to explain taking a picture of someone on the toilet, or exiting the toilet isn't something you should do... I figured it was COMMON KNOWLEDGE...
Still laughing So hard they are on the ground...
Me: ok Having a picture of your moms parts is highly frowned upon in most cultures, delete that shit NOW
SO NO, you never EVER get to use the toilet alone- even when your kids are teenagers. And what happened tonight just proves that having that toddler climb on your lap while you are just trying to crap is a fucking vacation compared the the events that just unfolded..
And FYI I do not actually have FUPA