Monday, September 10, 2012

Why my kids make me want to drink...

There are many reasons why my kids drive me bat shit here are a few...

Booby traps.


I literally had to climb through the bathroom window to break out the child who trapped himself inside, he used tacky drywall tape. I tried scissors and a knife to saw through. I wound up unwrapping the door. Do you see how thick that was? Yep 30 minutes and sore arms later we were free.. 


Sharpies

I like to call him Frankenbaby

Scisssors: enough said...

                                   



Doors are optional                               This:

14 comments:

  1. OMG I am laughing my ass off!! Frankenbaby?!? This boy of yours is going to provide fodder for your blog post for MANY years to come! And BTW, you might have figured out by now that Sharpee markers don't come off the face too easily--especially if the ink has been sitting on the skin for a long time. My oldest daughter painted a mustache and uni-brow on her younger sister (while she slept) when they were in middle school--it took a LONG time for that shit to fade away, even after scrubbing her face practically raw!

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    1. It was months ago, it came off but we had 3 birthday parties that weekend...

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  2. bahahahhahaa that was hilarious! i loved it! poor thing! i don't know to laugh or to cry or to hug you HAHAHAHAHA they are so cute ...okay i'd probably go crazy if they were my kids hahaha

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    1. Thank God those kids got me! If they were born to someone else who didn't find the comedy in their bullshit, they would be screwed. Does the video show up?

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  3. My kids are the same. I love the Internet. It's so nice to know I'm not alone. Once when I was out of town, my husband and girls came to the airport to pick me up. I was so impressed he had pulled their hair up...only to find out my oldest (about 5 yo) had cut off all their bangs. Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Oh Lord...gotta love those self inflicted haircuts! The only place I fit in is on the internet!

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  4. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Makes me feel better.

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  5. Omg thank you SO MUCH for your comment on my blog just now!!! If I could hug and kiss you I would ten times over. You are so right! I'm a coward but this person isn't for bashing me and not telling me who they are? And they must know me prettttty darn well to know this much about my life. I think I'm deleting the comment and writing an entire post on it. :)

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    1. I just emailed you. Don't delete it, they win. but I wanted to see if you wanted to do a copost on it?

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  6. Sharpies, hand-made haircuts and using windows as doors. Your kids are making memories and stories for a lifetime. How many kids can say their mom crawled into a bathroom window to save them? That's love, man.

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  7. hahhah ooooh frankenbaby... and the scissors... nooo!

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  8. OMG!! How is he (and his friends) dealing with his haircut?!! :D

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  9. If the little gets a toy on the roof he has to wait on Daddy or it will rot there! No way I'm going out there to get it!

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