Today my mom woke up early to see if my books came in, so I woke up early to. After the kids went to school she let me give her a makeover. I thought I did a good fricken job!! I mean, it might have looked like she had a black eye, but it just gave her character. The makeover went fabolous, so I thought! Well now my mom is beautiful, now that she let the pro do her makeup! So after I did her makeup, she went on to tell me how gorgeous I was, and how much she loves me..and how I have always been her secret favorite. Which I totally saw coming..I mean common! Look at me(; I am the dream child. Well I think I finally got her to admit that the only reason that she had more kids was because she wanted one just like me, but it was a huge disapointment with the next 3 kids. Finally, when she was pregnant with my "baby" brother, she prayed everynight that he would be just like me. Well her prayers were answered! She got another perfect child.
After that conversation, I told her about how mean girls are to eachother, and started reading her some comments from girls on facebook being just straight up RUDE to eachother. She told me that if me and the girl that I don't really like (we have been fighting sinse the begining of 6th grade) joined forces, then she would be scared of us. She told me that if we were friends, then the entire school would be under our control. Which is totally true. You see, we are the nicest people on Earth until you make us mad. When we get mad, it means war. We would both knock down a brick wall just to get even. We probably wouldn't be fighting anymore, but neither of us back down to anyone. Which is why we should be friends. We could take over the world..and break this girl's face..I mean, really who starts something on facebook about a joke? Well I got really mad when I saw most of the things she was saying. It was rude. Nobody should make fun of someone based ont here religion, and what they look like! I mean it's rude.
Well this was all my mom's idea. And half of these words are probably spelled wrong, so yeah. I know what you guys are thinking..I AM WAY FUNNIER THAN MY MOM!! and way more awesome!! (: