Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Blog Idol 2012..

I have decided to try out for the Blog Idol 2012 contest. Chances are my awesomeness will be overlooked, but ya can't blame a bitch for trying! The auditions are 200-500 words about you and why you should win. I found this insanely difficult. I am much more than 500 words peeps. I am an entire novel, just kidding. I tried out anyway mainly for shits and giggles. I want that Samsung Galaxy tab. Here I am supposed to encourage you to follow them on Facebook and Twitter. And if ya really want to be a peach go ahead and vote for me. Even though my audition was less than sub par.

Oh I wanted to throw this in. I wrote a little ditty about bloghole's. My little friend the B(itch)log decided to add the definition into Urban Dictionary. I love her. I am going to make a shirt that says.


B(itch)log

Look it up mothafuckas!!

The only place I really go is to school functions. I will let you know how this goes over!

My audition:

Humor can transform life from a living hell into something fit for reality T.V. Mine of course, would be the MTV version. I have five relentlessly wild children and my early emerging laugh lines tell the story of how I live my life.

I truly believe that a good joke on yourself can build friendships that last a lifetime, even with people you never thought possible. When I got knocked up in high school, before the rumors ran like wildfire I made a sign that said "busted by the bean", and taped it to my stomach. Instead of hate there was laughter. I had to get glasses that closely resembled Mama on Mama's family, I chose to do a skit in the talent show. The laughs of a  group of children acting out a television show completely dispersed the insanity of childhood bullying.

There have been times (many) when my kids do ridiculous things. I truly believe they have a daily morning meeting plotting their overtake of my sanity. For instance, the time my child decided it would be a fantastic idea to pull a fire alarm in church and soaked the congregation. I yelled out "Jesus has saved" and left. The stories turned from a bratty kid to how hilarious the event was. Can you see my rebellion of the sanity take over?

I enjoy sharing my life with my internet friends. If something is embarrassing like say, finding a turd in my hair or when one of the shorts decide to video tape my endeavors of fetching toys off the roof I am game to share. Generally speaking, my life can be compared to a pint-sized frat party and blogging is the only place for some of us to fit in and share the ridiculousness we call life.

I am extremely sarcastic, and see life a lot differently than most stay at home parents. I would love to share the wealth of knowledge and entertain along the way. Who wouldn't want to read a reality show about life they can relate a little bit to?

I am crazy and funny. I even got a priest to forgive me for rubbing the head of a bald statue in church. I told him "everybody needs a little luck sometimes". He quickly chuckled and retrieved a little luck himself. Don't you want to hang out with me on the internet yet?

I am real and an awesome time. Keep me around a bit, I won't disappoint! I do prefer the Paula Abdul of judges, maybe a little standing ovation for effort, peeps?

17 comments:

  1. Hahaha I would TOTALLY wear that shirt! And I am off to vote for you now!

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  2. Can't wait to hear how that shirt goes over. LOL!

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  3. Well done! The whole contest would have been lackluster without your punk ass all up in it!

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  4. Haha! I think it sucks... It's hard to explain yourself with very few words or pictures... Go vote!

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  5. Good luck. Scratch that, you don't need luck. You need judges who aren't robots. It was great from beginning to end!

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    1. Thank you! They probably thought I wasn't being serious... They can poll my Personal Facebook page, they can see that all is true! Yes folks, I am that ridiculous... I'm just glad I haven't been committed yet

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    2. Thank you! They probably thought I wasn't being serious... They can poll my Personal Facebook page, they can see that all is true! Yes folks, I am that ridiculous... I'm just glad I haven't been committed yet

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  6. A mother after my own heart. Go girl! I'm voting!

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  7. I had no idea regular people could enter words into the Urban dictionary. I cannot wait to start doing that. I think I want a T-shirt too.

    Your Blogger Idol audition was excellent!

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  8. Hey! I've decided to pass the Liebster Award on to you. You probably know about it already, but if you don't, it's bloggers showing appreciation for each other's work. I just was given this for my blog, The Travelin-gineer. So, if you're into it, check my post and link back on your page.

    http://thetravelin-gineer.blogspot.com/2012/09/liebster-award.html

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