Thursday, August 23, 2012

Wen...unpaid slightly censored review

So today I had the motivation to bathe. Well, I was forced into it because one of the short ones forgot their lunch. Obviously I can't walk in there looking like total shit. My friend uses Wen, she likes it. She thought I should try it, so she ordered a travel pack or something.

I tried Wen today. This is my unpaid, unasked for and slightly censored review.
So I soaked the locks and put a ton on my hands and rubbed it in my hair, added a ton more and again more. I read the directions, massage vigorously for 1-3 minutes. Okay? About two minutes in my arms were on fire and had to leave the tub because I smelled diaper cream. Shit! The kid is eating diaper cream? Again?  I am fairly certain I am on their recurring customers list at the Poison Control Center.

No one was eating or painting in ass cream ( totally makes you wan to run to the freezer for ice cream, right. You welcome for the dose of daily diet)  so I got back in and looked at the next step. Comb through hair. Yeah that shit isn't gonna happen. I couldn't tell you the last time I brushed my hair. Probably sometime between kid 2 and 3. I smelled it again. What the Hell?  I got back out and looked around. What the F is that smell?

I go back to the directions. Leave on for 3-5 minutes. I left the tub at least 3 more times. Again, what the Hell is that? And my head is burning! Back to the directions. Comb through and rinse thoroughly. You bet your ass I will rinse thoroughly my head is on fire. I checked the mirror to see if my hair was actually on fire, clear.

What the hell is that smell? I can't pinpoint it. It is almost like diaper cream with a little toothpaste and touch of vomit. What is it? Oh yeah, that would be my hair. Epic fail Chaz Dean. I would like to personally thank you for making my hair smell like a baby with a bitchin rash.

Not to mention my hair has an added hue of ashy blonde and looks like a drunk rat was attempting to build a home in this stringy mess on my head. Thanks Chaz Dean, now I have to comb my hair. Asshole.

5 comments:

  1. hahaahhaha. Sorry you had a sub-par (to say the least) experience, but really, thank you for writing this out.

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  2. lol I have heard good and bad things about it but your review was by far the best. Good to know because my MIL asked if I wanted it for christmas. I'll make sure to tell her to keep it for herself!

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  3. It truly feels. Like you are using hand lotion to wash your hair, you just can't get any more wrong than that

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  4. Word. This stuff made my hair look crack-addict greasy and I couldn't stop scratching my hive-covered scalp for 10 days. Wen failure. But I have a friend that loves it, too.

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  5. following u from the naptime review monday mom mingle thing.

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