I took the kids to the pool today, it was short lived... We were in the kiddie pool and someone let their kid in who was probably 4 or 5- and truly not in a mental state to swim alone, and left to go tan at the other end of the pool. I know I have 5 and you may think just 1 more isn't going to matter- it does.
Here's the deal: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR OWN KID NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE.
Well this kid wouldn't stop talking and trying to sit on my lap. I told the kid he couldn't talk to me or sit on my lap because I was a stranger, so he started talking to the 5 yr old- of all people,him??? Immediately my 8 year old said "Oh I can't wait to hear this", he is evil but so am I so we moved right next to them.
The boy kept talking about all kinds of annoying shit and my kid said " Good God, I think you get stupider by the minute..Do you eat dirt? Because when you eat dirt it turns your brain into mud and you act like a moron- Yeah your mom must've just fed you dirt."
I felt bad for the kid,but was kind of sad he didn't go tell his mom- I really wanted to give that bitch a bill for watching her muddy brained kid...